Annette we are meant to making them better - palpaltations, hot sweats and heavy breathing wont help - may qualify for an extra prescription thou!!

I wish you`d mentioned this before i sent in my letter to Mrs Keen im sure she would have been first in the bed next to me - well actually she is important so she would have her bed in the artist surgery next to Simon lol and Mandy if she behaves!!

I know what you mean hun!!!...I get like that watching the wrestling!!!
Trouble is...there will be a waiting list 5 ques around the block...how do we find out which person's is more in need???

Well ......

if they are flat out i suppose even Simon couldnt do anything .... although if i was a cunning person and passed out in front of him i suppose id pass on the prescription baby for the kiss of life .... but it does take me hours to come round so make sure he has plenty of water

ive thought about this ... this question had me for a mo ... get him to sculpt life sized models of himself ...... i need to see the first one thou ok!

and if they are fit enough to be droolling over Simon they arnt ill enough to qualify for a prescription .. there cracked it in the end

Ill go update my policies and proceedure manual lol

Could I pass on the baby...and get him to sculpt me a life size Triple H instead ...would we have a choice or would we have to take the firsty perscription given???
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Simon is wondering why the heck I am laughing!!!...when do you think we should inform him of said actions????????

Well in my little book of P&P it states quite clearly that the bed can only be emptied once the patient shows positive signs of improvement - so i suppose you can stay there till the right baby comes along ... now some would say that in that case - i would never leave lol

You cant tell Simon till you have signed his contract lol he may pull out before the ink gets on the dotted line then we will have nothing to live for and then no baby will ever save us or empty those NHS beds - but it will be nice laying there trying lol

sorry re rushed spelling im ebaying dresses for natalie while im on here lol

Right..until its signed...He's banned from DCC...just incase he legs it at the last minute...not sure if he can take all us demanding women though...but keep him stocked up with chicken curry...and I am sure he will have the strenght to keep sculpting!...

Thanks for the tip on Chicken Curry - Cant be having the kiss of life if he has eaten that and i havent .... best start stuffing my face too lol

Funny thou Annette he is the only artist in the pharmacy right now .... although he dosnt know it yet!! I wonder how many more will sign up .....

Thanks for the tip on Chicken Curry - Cant be having the kiss of life if he has eaten that and i havent .... best start stuffing my face too lol

Funny thou Annette he is the only artist in the pharmacy right now .... although he dosnt know it yet!! I wonder how many more will sign up .....

The thing is...nearly all of the other artists are women...and they collect dolls themselves...where as Simon..doesn't collect babies..only makes them..(!)...so female artists..are going to be more tempted to fake illness..to get a doll...
Think there is going to be a problem here...
I can offer my reborning..ooak painting services once I am cured myself!!!
I can sculpt too...just aslong as Simon is on hand to tell me where I have gone wrong...

Urm what do you mean fake illness - this is a serious topic about clearing NHS beds and getting the right positive treatment Annette lol

Ill have no faking round Simon thankyou ...

ill keep making sure you get real ugly dolls to keep you down hun no worries and if by some million to one chnace you are cured by some ugly baby he will be far to busy to notice lol

knowing my luck I will get the one thats looks like a jacket potatoe!!!...seen a few on ebay...several years ago..
I meant by faking it...ie 'accidently' stabbing their fingers with rooting needles...( I did this the other night...had hair growing out of my darn thumb...but mine was an accident!!!...teach me to root while nodding off!!)....or a 'slight' burn while removing babies from the ovens....
You have to be prepaired for every trick in the book...
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he he ... see how niave i am .... glad you pointed that little scam out to me

sory took a while to reply im cooking a chicken curry - need to be prepared like you said he he

Jules GO EASY ON THE MORPHINE GIRL GREAT IDEA THOUGH. I LIKE IT. XXXXX

I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
I am really very pourly, cough, cough, and need extra special babies to make me better.
Let me know where I need to go to book myself in and I'll be there. Hubby can look after the kids, lol.
And my illness is definitely mental, lol, so I'll be the one nicking all the babies off the patients that can't run very fast or at all.

Oh Hun i forgot to come back and read the replies - hope your not feeling any better today - you need to stand out in the rain and catch a cold then you come into the dolly programme - ill let Mrs Keen know how much need there is for this programme so she will find funding to commence as soon as possible ..... dont take any medicine hun ... Hugs Jules xx