PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT IS VERY SERIOUS


My good friend Julie (well she was my good friend Julie lol) pointed out to me this morning that i had far too much time on my hands ....... so taking that into account .... and taking one look at my gorgeous Natalie sitting in her chair and i was out of bed like a greyhound after a rabbitt

Ive had a play and i feel so good ... i feel healed .... (as long as i dont move lol)

Now babies are good for you ... look at me bedridden but she gave me the incentive to clear my bed ... keep this in mind!

So taking my good friend Julies advice ... I am going write to Mrs Keen ( health minister) and advise her on how theraputic our babies are and that instead of spending money on rubbish they should give every patient a reborn baby to cuddle - this will improve mental helath as well as ease physical ailments - most definatly will empty their beds quicker

Of course me being a patient I will benefit - that wasnt my motiff ......... but ill gladly take one or two !! ( as long as they have nice hair, a good paintjob, no eyebrows, no lashes, no red creases and are female)

Of course cos im going once a week i will gather quite a collection - and yes it may take me longer to recover based on this new therapy - and it goes without saying that you cant give them back cos of the deadly virus so id have to bring them home ....

Ill let you know how i get on girls and so that word dosnt spread to widely or you miss your chnace ..... if you get a PM with the codeword MENTAL(remember that word) - you willl know ive pulled it off .. so get practising your limps, and coughs, and pain contorted faces cos i think i may be able to persuade her with these pics of mine

I Dont wish ill health in anyone but hope to see you in the next bed soon !!!

Almost forgot ......... yes they are bad on the pocket cos while i was thinking up this cunning plan to blag a free baby and get well of course ..... my other personality dual was thinking how spoilt this baby is with her colour coordinated wardobe and many pairs of shoes lol but dont worry dual dosnt come out very often and when she does she pops on ebay to make false bids and things so dont worry she wont be on here !!

Hugs Jules x


Dear Mrs Keen

Please find attached to this letter pictures of my reborn baby doll ....









Is she not the cu-*test*-('") thing you ever did see??

Does she not melt your heart as quickly as butter on a high heat??

Does she make you feel well in body and mind??

I know that you are a very busy lady - whereas i according to my good friend Julie have plenty of time on my hands - so I will try to take up as little of your time as possible

Taking on board my good friend Julies advise I aim to put this time to good use while i recover from an illness that your very highly trained and extortionatly highly paid doctors cannot succesfully treat.

After spending some time in one of your health establishments i realised that there is no incentive to get better - there is a high incentive to escape but i realise there is not much point in that as my escape vehicle couldnt find a parking space

What patients need is something to take their mind off their illness and the pain away from their bodies

I have these past few months taken many expensive drugs and been subjected to lengthy traction sessions (which i thank you for as i now can walk tall) and although i now rattle when i walk and my jeans are too short in the leg i donot feel any better

But after being left to my own devices for several hours this morning in which i enjoyed the positve therapy with my reborn baby doll i realised that for a couple of hundred pounds per patient you could issue each one with a reborn baby which would warm the coldest of hearts, give out great healing vibes and point them on the way to recovery

You would not need your expensive doctors or medicines just some reborn artists on stand by in surgery - i will happily provide artists contact details pon request

I can guarentee that your beds will empty faster ( although i cannot guarentee that this will not have a knock effect within the materniry department which im sure will swell ) but as i have plenty of time on my hands i will come up with a solution to this once you implement your programme

I hope that you give my letter some serious thoguht .. if you would like to trial it out first im sure some of my dcc buddies would be more than happy to act as guinea pigs in return for keeping any reborns you may use in the -*test*-('") .. some of my buddies are very fussy so you may need to provide more than one before you see any positive signs that the -*test*-('") is working

I await your response with anticipation, you will note that i have not included my address in the letter for obvious reasons ( i dont like mental homes) but you can send me a message via SKY news but please dont use the codeword MENTAl otherwise all my dcc buddies will arrive at your hospitals with limps coughs and contorted faces

I think i must listen to my friend Julie a little more often

Regards

reborn fan

Jules, what are you like! I needed a laugh today!

Methinks you've made some valid points in your letter...the powers that be would be to ignore your advice.

Furthermore if you started a petition I think we'd all sign it wouldn't we girls?

Linda
xx

Jules, are you oh hon ??????????????????
i have just come to the conclusion that you are completely and utterly BONKERS.

you are so

10 out of 10

Cheers Linda - I take it your in then - wont use the codeword yet cos i dont think youve had time to practise your limp cough or contorted pain face ....

Thankyou Mandy i take that as a compliment and I will use your words when next talking to Mrs Keen - Just in case it means i can qualify for extra reborn treament when the programme starts - any comments about my mental and physical state of health im sure will earn me extra points when the dolls are handed out .... I was going to recomend you as my private supplier ( opps i meant Physician but i will see )

And if this sint bad enough ive just baked a coffee cake with nuts on it !!


Julie you only have to tell me once - when i am bent over crippled and deformed for life i will look back on this day and think " aww well at least i used my time well " ahhhhhhhhhhh


PS girls dont forget that medicine is dealt out in grams - the iller you are the more grams you get - so if you dont want a prem get practising !!

Ok, where's the petition, I'm there!!!. When I was in Hospital (was admitted with a suspected heart attack 3 weeks after my gallbladder/gastric bypass op - turned out to be trapped gas from the op and bad indigestion, but they kept me for 4 days "just in case"), Hubby brought Londyn to visit at every visiting time. She was soooo therapeutic, to the whole ward in fact because all the nurses and auxiliaries used to steal her and show her off to everybody!!!, Soooooooo if you need somebody to give -*test*-('")imony to your theories, tell Mrs. Health Minister to write to me (care of DCC - don't want her to know too much about me) and I'll tell her all about my experiences,.
Hugs
Carol

Brillaint we have Linda, Lou, Carol ( proves it works)

Mandy - I need a sample of your work ( free keeping in mind my special needs and how big a dose of medicine im on before i can include you in the programme !

Hang on ...just a thought but i have only got a bad back what would i get then ? a limb or a head...lol
i have lots of mental issues thought does that count too ?????? if so i can have a whole load to myself...LMAO.
Oh crap who will reborn them for me.

Its not a matter of what you are ill with everyone will be treated the same in my fluffy pink programme

As for who will reborn fo you - dont be so selfish - youll be in the artist surgery you can choose who you want before thet get to the patients thats a perk of the job when you work behind the scenes - we are all limping , coughing and in contorted pain and all you can think about is your bad back and where youre gonna get a free baby from tut tut tut Mandy !!

I'm keeping my gob shut in future...all that readings given me a headache! .....what would I get for that though?

Its not a matter of what you are ill with everyone will be treated the same in my fluffy pink programme

As for who will reborn fo you - dont be so selfish - youll be in the artist surgery you can choose who you want before thet get to the patients thats a perk of the job when you work behind the scenes - we are all limping , coughing and in contorted pain and all you can think about is your bad back and where youre gonna get a free baby from tut tut tut Mandy !!

and dont you come back to me with your mental issues if youre that bad you wont care who reborned it - youll think its gorgeous even if it was chuckie reborned you wont know any better tut tut

all the comments made in the thread are meant in jest and no way aim to poke fun or ridiucle at the genuinely ill - like me !!

Its time we had some fun and chilled out and no its not the morphine its the reborn

Nice cake by the way!!! this is to -*test*-('") if youre reading all the thread or just jumping in at the end !!

heres my friend Julie - gonna give me any more good advice today?? Im on a roll lol

ps i changed my mind about sending the letter to Mrs Keen annonimously - i put your name and address on it - so let us know if she accepts the programme - if we dont hear from you we promise to visit you regulary but wont bring in the babies cos it would be like torture for you with that white jacket on - you not being able to cuddle them and all that lol

Right.....sign me up for the program too..I feel terrible today!!!...
...honest..I really do!!!

mmmmm....cake!

Brillaint we have Linda, Lou, Carol ( proves it works) and Annette ... sorry but i cant include Simon he looks too healthy but i will put him in the artists surgery with Mandy if she behaves - but now im thinking would eye candy make me feel better quicker -

would it be greedy to have both!!???

whats a girl to do ??

i cant be that ill if im having naughty thoughts

is he a bit big to sit on my knee??

come on jules stick with the programme ....

Ok if ive decided ive already got plenty of reborns .....

Well he might just be a little too big to sit on your knee hun!!...
We can make him sculpt topless and charge people to have a lookie...then you can use the funds to buy the outfits for the perscription babies!!!