My dear friend sent me this. I thought it might amuse you too...

REASONS TO CELEBRATE BEING A WOMAN

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with
the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

You have to agree with all though dont you?

Jen x

All so true Jen , thanks for sharing.
Luv Janet

Now that has really made me laugh!!!...
Thanks Jen
How true is number 11.....
Just read it out to simon while he is sculpting and that is one he says is the hardest to do....he can make his own cup of tea for that!
Love Annette

ROFL That's so funny.
EEEEK Annette, I sure hope I never meet Simon face to face, boy what a shock his imagination would give him

esp that last one i was reading them to my brother and once i got to the one saying they dont listen he was no longer listening lol typical man he allso laughed so hard when i said about passin gas so yes thesse are so ture and so funny

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HOW TRUE, THAT REALLY IS HILARIOUS!! THANKS FOR THE GIGGLE!!

Too funny, especially the frog in a blender rofl l

I loved the Speedo one.

Thanks for reading...there seems to be one particular comment that we can all relate to!

Annette I too am worried if I should ever meet Simon...just hope he has a really good imagination & can conjure up a pic of a naked Pamela Anderson - coz the truth would be too much for any man these days

Jen x

I THIS ..IT IS SOOOO TRUE ... HUGS ..VAL XXX

YEP THIS IS SO TRUE HUGS dISHAZ XXXXXXXXXX